You know that guy who reaches out and tries to grab every freaking projectile that comes out of the screen in the 3D movies? That’s James Cameron.

Disclaimer: This is a transcribed conversation between Dom Kelly and Liam O’Brien that contains several spoilers, virtually spoiling David Lynch’s entire body of work. You have been warned.

Will the harassment ever end? The Dursley Family are physically abused and rattled, not by wizards this time but by a MEMBER OF THEIR OWN FAMILY. Elsewhere, Hagrid exercises his newfound power as a teacher and Severus Snape outs himself as a drag queen. Uhh, Ron Weasley.

A thrown together Pink Flamingos remix started and completed in less than five minutes (I am not proud of this). It is silly.

Again – as a result of grating boredom – I’ve gone and edited out all mentions and appearances of Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe. One thing that’s become clear to me: the better the movies get, the harder it is to edit Harry out. God knows how I’m going to make Potter Minus Potter: The Prisoner of Azkaban.