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Bruno S., dead at 78

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Bruno S. defined the 70s. I mean, I wasn’t alive in the 70s, but he totally defined them.

His influence on music-in-film isn’t, all things considered, that well known. Especially over here in Australia, almost no musicians know who he is, which is a shame since he pretty much defined them for a new generation. Pre-Bruno movies that featured musicians usually focused on popular bands, with no major problems. Only films such as This is Spinal Tap had tried to show them as anything more. When Stroszek was released, though, it was perhaps the first major film to highlight the problem of being an outcast in the slums of Germany, with the loneliness and unrequited ambitions that came with it. For the first time, the freaks had a voice.

…oh shit, sorry, I got my wires crossed. “Doesn’t hit right. Give me obituary,” I can hear you murmur through a gas mask. Let me start again:

Bruno S. was a man who’d spent most of his life in mental institutions, teaching himself how to play piano, glockenspiel, handbells and the accordion. Werner Herzog discovered him and cast him in two films – The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser and Stroszek, the latter of which was quite biographical.

That doesn’t sound like much of a career, and for a traditional actor that would be pathetic. But Bruno S. wasn’t a traditional actor – he was a strange outcast from society who had odd, idiosyncratic talents. Herzog, always a lover of people differing from the norm (Klaus Kinski, the angriest actor in history, and a whole host of bizarre extras in films such as Cobra Verde), saw the true genius in Bruno. Here was the German underdog, the man whose talent was so personal and bizarre that it would be ignored unless someone of Herzog’s standing took him under his wing and displayed him to the public. When that happened, Bruno received a lot of attention in Berlin – and then, as soon as Herzog moved on from him, Bruno was back to being a nobody.

But he’s a nobody that we all know, and that’s what we truly value about him, and what we will miss.

Harmony Korine’s probably kicking himself now for never making a film with him.

Black Swan trailer released

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming Black Swan now has a trailer, check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jaI1XOB-bs

Yessiree, it really is -

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Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t in any way a slight against it. We’ve known about Aronofsky’s love of Perfect Blue for years (c.f. when he bought the rights to it just so that he could replicate the bath scene for Requiem for a Dream – and look, there’s another bathtub scene in this trailer), and a darker, nastier, more psychological The Red Shoes is a pretty neat idea, as long as it still retained a lot of colour (ala Suspiria?). There doesn’t seem to be a great deal of colour in the trailer admittedly, but then we don’t see a lot of the dancing either. This is something much more visual and I hope Aronofsky pulls off what could be a not-so-amazing idea purely through visual splendour.

Oh, but here’s a slight against it; Natalie Portman. Frankly, I don’t think she can pull off a dual role like this, and the reason I think that is because she can’t even pull off a single role. She hasn’t displayed any notable talent since Leon, for god’s sake. I realise a lot of people find her (and the prospect of lesbian lovin’, as seen in the trailer) attractive, but to me it’ll amount to watching Mila Kunis wanking with a branch, almost as if she’s a far crazier, more insanely sexual version of the Log Lady from Twin Peaks.

Still, I’m willing to be impressed, and I’ll be watching this with some level of interest. Impress me, Portman. Do it, I dare you.

Cool promotional pic, by the way.

New Moon (for the blind)

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Out of a bizarre desire to hurt myself (and because I knew I couldn’t bash it without having seen it), I pinched an .avi file of New Moon from, shall we say, a certain source. I didn’t intend to watch all of it, simply skip through. To my surprise, I did watch all of it… because it turned out it’s a version for the blind.

It has an incredibly dry Australian narration that undercuts the film beautifully. It’s almost poetic in its simplistic statements. There’s so little passion that I can’t imagine how on earth a blind person could be aroused by the film. I’m now imagining a porn film with a similar narration and laughing at the mere thought.

I didn’t note down everything she said, but here’s a selection of them:

INCREDIBLY POINTLESS DESCRIPTIONS

“Bella wakes up. A copy of Romeo and Juliet lies on her bed.”

“Her friends lean on a car.”

“Quill has short hair. Embry’s is long.”

“All the men have short hair.”

“Mike stumbles into a toilet.”

“His dreadlocks flail as he spins.”

VERY DRY ATTEMPTS AT MAKING THINGS OMINOUS

“Leafy branches loom overhead.”

“Bikers watch them.”

DESCRIPTIONS OF BELLA BEING A MORON

“She moves forward, and trips, falling facedown in the dirt. She straightens and crouches in the dirt.”

“Bella drives towards a cliff.”

“Bella waves back with her right hand.” (She was, of course, using her left hand in the visuals. I’m going to blame this not on faulty narration, but on Bella being a moron)

DESCRIPTIONS OF THE FILM’S NARRATIVE TRICKS

“Daytime. Bella’s truck is parked outside her house. The word ‘October’ appears on screen. Her room is messy. Bella sits motionless. The word ‘November’ appears on screen.”

“She watches them wrestle. On another day, she watches Jacob fix a motorbike.”

“…And the word “Moon” appears on gold on the dark half of the moon. The word ‘new’ appears before the ‘moon’, making the title ‘New Moon’. Gold glints.”

“As she sinks, Edward’s image appears beside her.”

LOVING DESCRIPTIONS OF EDWARD CULLEN BEING SENSUAL

“His pale skin sparkles in the sunlight.”

“As Bella watches Edward lock his Volvo, she smiles and fidgets slightly. Edward is wearing a grey t-shirt that flaps in the breeze.”

LOVING DESCRIPTIONS OF EDWARD CULLEN DOING NOTHING IN PARTICULAR

“Edward stares at the photo. He wears a dark suit.”

“Edward lets his shirt fall down. A little girl sees him.”

“Edward turns slowly. A giant statue of Christ is behind him. He crushes the phone in his hand.”

EDITS BETWEEN SCENES GIVEN NO CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Often the narrator will describe two scenes without even noting it’s a new scene or even pausing for breath. Such as:

“Bella studies Edward. They look at a painting in his home.”

“Edward turns and trudges away. Framed photos show demons attacking humans and a medieval autopsy.”

ACTION SCENES REDUCED TO BRIEF DESCRIPTIONS

“They pull off his head and arms.”

“Edward shoves Jasper. He lands on a piano.”

“The motorbike wobbles.”

“They smash a wooden table.” (Context: two werewolves are having a snarling, violent fight)

BLUNT SUMMING UP OF THE ACTING ON DISPLAY IN DRAMATIC SCENES

“Edward grins. Bella doesn’t.”

“Edward’s eyes are full of emotion.”

“He opens his mouth several times before he speaks.”

THE INCREDIBLE RECURRING SHIRTLESSNESS

“A man with a bare muscly chest carries Bella through the forest.”

“He frowns and looks away. His dark hair hangs on his muscular shoulders.”

“Four bare-chested men stand at the edge of the forest. Jacob’s breathing grows ragged.”

And how terrible the film would be if they ignored the…

BLATANT PRODUCT PLACEMENT
“The sun shines white as the Virgin aeroplane flies over the ground.”

My favourite thing about all of this is that a lot of the quotes say quite a lot about the appeal and/or inherent flaws (that’s putting it mildly) of the franchise. Here’s one final quote, which is effectively the series in a nutshell:

“Edward isn’t smiling.”

Ominous.

Micmacs à tire-larigot

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

I was wondering, after seeing this – Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s latest, zany effort – whether this is “another Jeunet”; whether it’s a film you attend knowing that it’s the latest Jeunet film, instead of watching it with no prior knowledge of the director at all. Unlike Amelie, which was a surprisingly cheerful sideways turn in Jeunet’s career and a film that not only marked the “second phase” of his career and swept up potentially hundreds of thousands of casual filmgoers, Micmacs a tire-larigot is Jeunet speaking to his diehard, “film buff” audience, one already primed to react to his films in a particular way and to not expect anything revolutionary or even different. When Amelie smashed its way into the marketplace in its effortlessly charming way, it became almost everyone’s default “foreign film” that they see every five years. People went out of their way to see it. Will that happen with Micmacs? It’s possible, but highly unlikely.

Still, this isn’t a problem in the slightest. To expect a massive upheaval only two films after Amelie would be disingenuous. Further down the track, if Jeunet’s still mixing up the same ingredients over and over, his fans may get bored, but I’m not even sure that’s likely either. Whereas someone like Tim Burton routinely gets shtick for honing in on his personal habits and churning out gothic-dark film after gothic-dark film, Jeunet is unlikely to receive the same treatment, and there’s a few reasons for that. The first is that, despite his debut Delicatessan coming out nearly twenty years ago now, Jeunet still feels like a fresh young talent, chiefly because his career has spanned fewer films, and also because when most people think of Amelie they’d think “Ah, that movie with Audrey Tatou being cute” rather than “Ah, that excellent Jeunet film.” Burton’s name is entrenched in his films; he’s more well-known nowadays than the films he makes, which is a bizarre achievement. The second is that Jeunet’s more immediately likable a person – like Tatou in Amelie, he’s prone to winking at the camera in a deliberately eccentric but at least charming way. Whereas Burton is more likely to put on his snazzy blue glasses and pose as if he’s been cast in a waxwork factory, all brood and darkness. And thus, we have our final reason; Burton’s put-upon goth persona is so wearying because there’s no self-awareness to it whatsoever. But Jeunet… Jeunet is fun. Jeunet is charming. His films, and this is the most important point of all, are funny.

Sometimes too funny. I’m fully aware that Tatou’s winking at camera alone annoyed many who saw Amelie, and Jeunet’s films are always overladen with in-your-face whackiness. Were this an American indie film, this’d be a turn-off, but Jeunet gets away with it. In fact, to hell with it; the French always get away with it, which is odd in itself because the stereotypical Frenchman sits around intellectualising rather than being strange and kooky. They’re also portrayed as bloodthirsty, and to be fair, just listen to their national anthem. But “charm” is also part of France’s stereotypical mandate, as paradoxical as that may seem, and Jeunet loves nothing more than revelling in what “France” is.

The Cannes jury rejected Amelie in 2001, and probably still hold a huge grudge against it for excelling overseas instead of, say, The Piano Teacher, another excellent but morose and gritty film. For a group of French film enthusiasts, a film portraying their country in a cartoony, ridiculous way, again, was just too much to bear. But it’s always hard to enjoy the absurdities of one’s international perception. I don’t think anyone who sees a Jeunet film seriously believes that France is as he represents it; everyone just wishes it was as he represents it. It’s an idealistic, strange world, one that plays to the rules of a cartoon but is filmed in live action. That’s why, even when Micmacs occasionally feels like it’s hoarding too heavily every possible joke and sight gag it can, it doesn’t truly matter because it’s a cartoon-with-real people. Its effortless charm combats any irritating facets the jokes may have taken on in a different context.

The strangest thing about its humour, then, is the sheer darkness of the world presented to us. Those who have seen Delicatessan will know Jeunet can have a penchant for dark humour mixed amongst his overt zaniness, but for those who started with Amelie (which, at its basest, makes a hilarious orgasm joke) and continued with A Very Long Engagement (which never portrays its wartime scenes as being humorous) will probably be shocked at the opening of Micmacs, where Bazil’s father steps on a landmine, Bazil’s family grieves, and then Bazil’s charming interactive viewing of Bogart and Bacall in The Big Sleep is cut short when he’s shot in the head by accident. As the film continues, Bazil learns that the perpetrators were two weapons dealers, and he vows to destroy their operations. So to get this straight; there’s weapons manufacture, there’s distinct Iraq references, and there’s even a moment where one of the villains (who doesn’t even look particularly villainous, and instead is simply a spiff bloke in a suit) apologies to women raped in wartime. Can Jeunet really do this? Can he really construct a world as cartoonish as this, then intersperse real-life concerns, and very serious concerns at that, and play them for laughs as well?

I’d say he can, and the tone shifts worked for me, but I know others who were very nonplussed by this. And that in itself is interesting. Delicatessan is well-known to be the “darkest” of Jeunet’s films, but its themes of cannibalism and kidnap are shoved into a futuristic dystopia that doesn’t correspond to the world as we know it. Micmacs is the first time that Jeunet’s allowed such darkness to seep into the world that we recognise as ours – even if we recognise that it’s not ours anyway, since it’s set in cartoon-France. It’s a strange and daring balance to seek, but Jeunet makes it work. Liam and I used to joke about Jeunet’s France and Gaspar Noe’s France being the exact same France, but the former is scenes from the daytime and the latter scenes from the underground at night – but if Micmacs is anything to go by, we might one day see a Jeunet who could quite happily team up with Noe at some point. The thought excites and scares me.

Despite all this, though, Micmacs is business as usual. It’s outright funnier than his last two films, it’s subtly darker than his last two films, but it looks the same (you may be surprised to learn that Jeunet’s usual director of photography didn’t work on this film – could you tell?), it speaks the same, and at the end of the day it makes you feel the same. It is nothing more or less than another great film from this master of the oddball.

Rating: ★★★★☆

An Education

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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And with a tsunami of critical cunnilingus, Carey Mulligan was unleashed upon the world.

She’s being hailed as the new Audrey Hepburn. Admittedly, critics love making this kind of rush judgment – Natalie Portman received the exact same accolade, and it’s a claim that holds up. I mean, Hepburn was ever so charming in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, whilst Portman was ever so charming and not annoying in the slightest in Garden State*. Right? …right? – and it’s also a comparison that comes easily, considering one section of the film is a big nod to Hepburn: Mulligan not only dresses in Holly Golighty’s iconic garb, but she embarks upon a holiday in Italy. What’s unusual, though, is how often this comparison is being made, how much the comparison is being pushed by many, many critics. Many reviews have said she deserves a Best Actress Oscar.

Where did she come from?

The thing is, I can provide an answer to that question, because I’m a nerd. Before this international acclaim, Carey Mulligan’s biggest claim to fame was being fellated by Doctor Who nerds in the UK and abroad for playing Sally Sparrow in the popular episode ‘Blink’. I’ve got to admit that I went one further and watched a few other things she was in, including Bleak House, Northanger Abbey, Pride and Prejudice (yes, the Keira Knightley one), and even My Boy Jack, where she plays Daniel Radcliffe’s sister. So whilst she was an intense revelation for the critical community, her performance in An Education just felt like, funnily enough, another in a series of consistently good roles (and bizarrely this happened to me with another star in this film; Sally Hawkins, who I knew from Fingersmith, but the critical community knew afterwards from Happy-Go-Lucky).

The reason I dwell on this is not to express a feeling of being underwhelmed by her, but to note how Mulligan’s sudden propulsion into near-stardom echoes her character’s propulsion into high society. The film is set in 1961 and centres on Jenny, a gorgeous and hyper-intelligent girl who feels held back by her dull parents and her dull school. She’s a hipster intellectual, complete with smoking behind trees, glib statements on life, witty one-liners (“No, it just means you’re a cow”) and a penchant for sleazy French singers. In other words, she’s Liam O’Brien, but sexy.

Jenny’s life changes when she meets Peter Sarsgaard’s David, a man of culture and high status who loves nothing more than attending classical concerts and bidding on artworks at auctions (sorry, orrrctions). His desire to educate her into this new social circle is matched equally by his desire to deflower her. Jenny isn’t an idiot, though. She knows he wants sex. But she’s willing to give it to him, if he continues her education. She’s like a more cultured Lolita.

Nothing about the story is exactly unpredictable, and we can guess beforehand that

*SPOILERS*SPOILERS*SPOILERS*
Jenny isn’t David’s first conquered goods, and that Jenny will end up realising that her parents and teacher, stagnant as they may occasionally be (though charming), really do want the best for her and shouldn’t be completely ignored
*SPOILERS*SPOILERS*SPOILERS*

but what makes this film so excellent is how well its themes intertwine; Jenny’s education at the hands of her parents, her teacher, David, and ultimately herself. The film never loses sight of any of this, confidently juggling all of these elements. Its script is flawless, and not a single scene or line seems superfluous. We learn as much about Jenny from small moments – her excitable, nervous, stream-of-conscious apologetic gabbling when asked when she’s speaking French by Rosamund Pike’s Helen (Pike is excellent too, incidentally, and it’s funny how they effectively become their respective Bennett characters for this one scene) – as we do from dialogue-less montages such as her holiday with David to learn Italian for beginners.

Speaking of which! This is directed by Lone Scherfig, one of the original Dogme 95 directors who has used the movement as a platform to launch their careers (as opposed to someone like Thomas Vinterberg, who directed one standout Dogme film and then ruined his career thereafter). Like Mulligan, it feels as if she’s got an ever-rising future ahead of her. Oh, and while I’m at it, everyone else in this is pitch perfect too, especially Alfred Molina, and I’m unsure of why Sarsgaard’s icily charming performance has been criticised – hasn’t Edward Cullen proven that this mood is exactly what attracts teenagers**?

In the end, though, you’ll be seeing this film for Carey Mulligan. And see this film you really, really should.

Rating: ★★★★☆

I realise that my constant “fellating” metaphor may be a bit unsettling (and inaccurate at points, but there’s no verb for cunnilingus : ( ), but I decided that since the film effectively involves Jenny’s sexual awakening, it could be a metaphor for Mulligan’s awakening into the world of acting. Either that, or it’s just an image that really, really appeals to me. Take your pick.

I should also mention that there’s been a minor controversy about this film apparently having the message of “Beware of Jews bearing flowers”. Considering we’re supposed to hate the character’s stupid anti-Semitic statements (such as in the “Jesus wasn’t a Jew.” “Is that what he told you?” scene), I don’t agree at all with this, but it’s interesting to read regardless.

*Speaking of which, Peter Sarsgaard was in that film too. That tarnishes him far more than anything his character does in An Education.

**I’m being facetious, please don’t hurt me.